Miracle Cure.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
>
> Doctor: "What happened?"
>
> Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
> husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
>
> Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When
> your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of
> chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and
> gargle".
>
> 2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks
> reborn and fresh again.
>
> Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
> husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with
> chamomile tea and he never touched me.
>
> Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"