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Jail in Austria ....

Thank God we don't have such prisons here, or else 99% of the population would have become CRIMINALS!

Exercise your neck!!!‏

Doctor advises patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any
medications. "It is very effective," said the doctor.

"All my patients never come back to me again."

Some very inspirational words.....

1. What you put out comes back all the time, no matter what.

2. You define your own life. Don't let other people write your script.

3. Whatever someone did to you in the past has no power over the present. Only you give it power.

4. When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

5. Worrying is wasted time. Use the same energy for doing something about whatever worries you.

6. What you believe has more power than what you dream or wish or hope for. You become what you believe.

7. If the only prayer you ever say is thank you, that will be enough. (From the German theologian and humanist Meister Eckhart.)

8. The happiness you feel is in direct proportion to the love you give.

9. Failure is a signpost to turn you in another direction.

10. If you make a choice that goes against what everyone else thinks, the world will not fall apart.

11. Trust your instincts. Intuition doesn't lie.

12. Love yourself and then learn to extend that love to others in every encounter.

13. Let passion drive your profession.

14. Find a way to get paid for doing what you love. Then every paycheck will be a bonus.

15. Love doesn't hurt. It feels really good.

16. Every day brings a chance to start over.

17. Being a mother is the hardest job on earth. Women everywhere must declare it so.

18. Doubt means don't. Don't move. Don't answer. Don't rush forward.

19. When you don't know what to do, get still. The answer will come.

20. "Trouble don't last always." (A line from a Negro spiritual, which calls to mind another favorite: This, too, shall pass.)

Wedding ceremonies..are these a waste time and money??

Nowadays with the inflation rate and the price of everything skyrocketing, our spending power is lesser and lesser. So, RM20,000 or more is easily spent on a wedding and is now considered average. but you could be richer and just as happy if you had a less-expensive but equally joyous celebration.

I am not favoring to couples eloping!! because family members and friends should be there to celebrate with you and bless you both to a new life together. "But, be humble. Have a nice, modest, decent-sized wedding. Make the wedding special not by ostentatious displays, but with joyous get together —a memorable celebration."

With the money you don't spend on your wedding, You are better off and can get ahead in other areas of life. [Use the money for a] down payment on house, pay off school debts, start a business or save them up for rainy days.....etc, etc.

As long as you celebrate with families/friends and can inspire others with the power of your love for each other, your wedding day will be a wonderful memory that won't leave behind bills that could haunt you for a few decades.

"An expensive wedding does not make a good marriage." Eloping denies your family and friends from celebrating your joyous occasion with you. Have a modest wedding where the occasion is memorable but need not necessary have to pay tro' your nose with heavy burdens just to celebrate this joyous occasion. Do away with all those alcohol yelling of 'yam seng' lavish dinners.Never compare your marriage to others. What you see on the outside is not always what it is on the inside.

Many myths that surround marriage can give you unrealistic expectations. Disappointment is sure to come if you are looking for the Cinderella-like happily-ever-after storybook marriage year after year.

If you watch late night TV, enjoy classic movies, listen to love songs, or read romantic novels, then you may have an image of marriage that never, ever was.

These shows may make you believe that life is always wonderful, that all of your needs can and should be met by your spouse, children are the icing on the cake, marriage will solve all your problems, and you will live happily ever after.

MYTH: Romance will always be alive in a good marriage.
REALITY: Nearly all relationships experience peaks and valleys. The everyday problems and challenges of married life can often cloud over romantic feelings. This is when making the decision to love is important.

Your marriage needs love, support, tolerance, communication, realistic expectations, caring, nurturing, and a sense of humor to be successful.

The Relationship and marriage

The Best Things for Your Relationship

"Stop all shame, blame and criticism. Instead ask for what you want in a clear, specific and positive manner, and express appreciation for your partner. To elaborate: Men need to feel competent—that they make a contribution and that it is noticed."

— Harville Hendrix, PhD, author of Getting the Love You Want

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"Change from a critical habit of mind, in which you're very involved with your partner's mistakes, to a positive one, in which you catch him doing something right."

— John M. Gottman, PhD, author of The Relationship Cure: A 5 Step Guide
to Strengthening Your Marriage, Family, and Friendships

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"When your relationship starts to break down, you need AAA: an Apology, Affection, and a promise of Action. You say you're sorry for what you've said or done to hurt or disappoint your partner. You immediately offer a hug, a kiss—some meaningful gesture of warmth. You pledge to do something that matters to your partner."

— Mira Kirshenbaum, psychotherapist and author of The Weekend Marriage

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"With books on the market like How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, one of the greatest services you can do for a guy is to reassure him that he doesn't have to make love like a porn star. You can show him how to have sex like a woman: creative, sensual, non-genital-based, and more pleasure- than orgasm-focused."

— Ian Kerner, PhD, author of She Comes First

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"All relationships grow a bit stale as time goes by, and the longer-lasting they are, the staler they can get. The best thing you can do is pump in some fresh air. A long weekend in a romantic hideaway would be ideal, but even a few hours in a motel helps. Don't tell anyone where you are, turn off your cell phones, and unplug the TV. When you get home, you'll find your relationship has acquired ruddy cheeks."

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, psychosexual therapist and author of 52 Lessons on Communicating Love

Neurological test.

This is a REAL neurological test. Seat comfortably and feel calm .

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If y you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999699999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease.

Congratulations!

Funny and weird...

Joint protection for people with hand arthritis

Buttoning your shirt
To protect your finger joints, avoid tightly pinching with your fingers. For example, use a button aid to help you grasp and fasten buttons on your clothes. Choose clothes with easy-to-close fasteners, such as zippers, large buttons or hooks.

Using a pen
Choose pens that have a larger barrel. This spares your fingers from the strain of tightly pinching a small-barreled pen. Rubber grips that slide over the end of the pen can help reduce strain, too. Grips can be purchased in various thicknesses. Choose a nylon tip, felt tip or rolling ball ink pen. These pens require less pressure from your hand when writing than do pencils and ballpoint pens.

Getting up from a chair
Use your legs to help you stand up, rather than using your fingers. Slide forward in your chair. Don't move your feet forward. Keeping your feet slightly apart, use your legs to stand up. If necessary, push off on the arms of the chair or a nearby table with your palms (top right) or forearms (bottom right).

Holding a magazine
Use your palms to hold an object when you can, such as when reading a magazine or book. This helps you avoid bending the large knuckles of your hand while keeping your finger joints straight.

Opening a jar
Use assistive devices to help you open jars. This spares your fingers from the twisting motion required to open a jar

Gripping your keys
Find assistive devices that can help you avoid making a tight fist or pinching objects tightly. For instance, using a special key holder may help you turn keys more comfortably without putting strain on your hand. This type of grasping tool places your knuckles parallel to the handle of the tool or utensil. Ask your health care team for tips on where to buy assistive devices

Holding your toothbrush
Arthritis in your hands causes your finger joints and knuckles to become stiff and sometimes inflamed. Protect your hands by avoiding pushing, pulling and twisting motions.

Joint protection is an effective way to avoid or relieve pain and prevent further joint damage. And joint protection can be incorporated into your everyday life. Here's a look at joint-protection techniques. Talk to your doctor about other joint-protection ideas.

To protect your finger joints, avoid making a tight fist or pinching objects tightly. Instead, use a grasp that places your knuckles parallel to the handle of the tool or utensil. For instance, a built-up handle made of foam can make it easier for you to grasp your toothbrush.

what do pets do while you are at work?

The 100 piceces coin purse...

I fell for this lovely little coin purse instantly while shopping in a hypermarket one day. I thought why not, since I am learning how to make use of the online trading....I will just post it up for sale. It is not expensive and colorful, double usage as a coin purse or a key chain holder..I thought this is a great present to anyone out there and a good souvenir item.
I am not computer savvy..It was all the lessons given by my eldest son..yeah..(this modern era is.. Mum learning from Son). It had been quite encouraging for me to be able to successfully make some profits...this gives me the urge to catch up more with this modern world of doing business online.
Back to this coin purse... just a couple of days after posting it for sale, I got an email of this guy keen to purchase it. He negotiated for a lower price because he wanted 100 pieces!! But I only have 6 pieces. Wow, I was overwhelmed to this respond. He seems very interested in his request and promise me he would definitely buy the 100 pieces. Normally I would make sure I received the payment in advance before I sent the goods, somehow in this case, I could not promised whether I could supply him with the 100 pieces..I was hesitant..What if he did not pay me after I got him the 100 pieces?? I did not asked him for any down payment..After a few phone calls and emails to him( to be sure of his promised intention)I thought this online business is truly on mutual trust..after all it is not a big sum of money.
This turn out to be the worst deal I had ever encounter in this online business. This stupid fellow's repeated promises after promises of paying me is real 'pain' and frustration..I patiently waited for his promised time after time when he said he would DEFINITELY banked in the money into my account. Empty promises...and giving STUPID REASONS are all I got!!
Numerous emails and sms to him only to be exchanged with further dateline of waiting game...What a JERK!!
Now I am left with these 100 pieces of lovely coin purse...very nice with an assortment of different colours..red, green, blue, purple....
ANYONE OUT THERE INTERESTED TO BUY?? price is (malaysian ringgit RM2.00 per pc)
email me at : dor118@hotmail.com

The perfect treatment......

A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him "Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?"

"Yes, sir......" answers Kapal.

The doctor returns the next day and asks: "So Kapal, how did it go ?"

Kapal tells him he took care of 3 patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL."

"Nice one Kapal, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir" says Kapal.

" Bravo Kapal, and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her bra and her panty, and lied down on the table and shouted :


HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! "


" . . . . .? and what did you do, Kapal?" the doctor gets very curious. " Not Panadol, but an injection I believe."
No sir......" answers Kapal. " I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !

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